My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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