He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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