have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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