I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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