Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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