hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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