it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Randomize
