Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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