I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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