do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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