You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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