You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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