Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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