how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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