It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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