I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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