I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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