you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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