Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Semen is not good for contacts.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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