i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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