is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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