I'm drive I can fine osifer
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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