i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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