talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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