I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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