David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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