What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The cops high fived after they tackled you
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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