Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
try to milk me bitch
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
