He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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