kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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