I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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