I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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