Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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