It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Boobs are out for the taking
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
