One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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