You made me cry and you don't even care
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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