they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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