I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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