i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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