when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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