i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Houston, we have a blender
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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