school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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