I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think I am morally bankrupt
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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