Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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