yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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