He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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