No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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