I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i would punch a child for taco bell
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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