He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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