If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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