I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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